Well, our lucky 13th episode is here. So, to commemorate the occasion, RazorFist is acquiescing to the many requests we've had to properly review Square Enix's latest adventure in JRPG banality. Be sure to watch it until the very end to properly comprehend my hatred.

Intro Music: Dokken - Lightning Strikes Again
Ending Music: Alice Cooper - Time to Kill

Warning: Contains more straight lines than a chainlink fence, Aussie jailbait, and PS3s playing with themselves.