Surely there is no truer sign of a bachelor than a man for whom glasses are too lofty a goal. You're already standing in the kitchen, the orange juice came in a container already, so why not, right? As ironclad as your logic may seem to you, this one just doesn't fly. You're getting backwash into the juice, which means you're saying, "No one will ever come over to visit, and I definitely won't offer them anything to drink! Because I'm a bachelor!" to the whole world. Please, for the sake of our entire gender, stop it.