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    What Does the Fox Say? (parody) - What Does the Panda Say?

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    Kid go squat
    Uncle go spit
    Tai-tai go 'buy that'!
    Uighur go ka-boom!

    Monk go Om!
    Taxi driver go honk
    And developer go ka-ching!

    Cop go 'bribe?'
    Taiwan go 'du li' (call for independence and freedom)
    And falun gong go "ow ow ow"

    But theres sound
    Native to China (And no one knows)
    What does the panda say? - WHAT DOES THE PANDA SAY?

    Mao-mao-mao-mao-mao-mao poo!
    Mao-mao-mao-mao-mao-mao poo!
    Mao-mao-mao-mao-mao-mao poo!
    What the panda say?
    Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Do
    Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Do
    Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Do-
    Hu-hu-hu-hu-dirty-hu!
    Hu-hu-hu-hu-dirty-hu!
    Hu-hu-hu-hu-dirty-hu!

    What the panda say?
    Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiangie Jiang Jiango go!
    Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiangie Jiang Jiango go!
    Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiangie Jiang Jiango go!
    What the panda say?

    Evil black eyes
    Rubber nose
    Sleeping all day
    Lazy and fat
    Razor claws
    Up a tree
    Suddenly you eat bamboo
    black and white
    So soft and cute
    Fat devil in disguise
    If you meet a tasty dog
    Will you communicate by
    smo o o o og, o o o o og, o o o o o og
    How will you speak to that do o o o og o o o o og o o o o og COUGH?
    What will you say?

    Kow tow kow tow kow t tow!
    Kow tow kow tow kow t tow!
    Kow tow kow tow kow t tow!

    (record separate - normal) What the panda say?
    Hong-Da-Hong-Da-Hong-Da--Bao
    Hong-Da-Hong-Da-Hong-Da--Bao
    Hong-Da-Hong-Da-Hong-Da--Bao

    Ai Wei Wei Wei Awei!
    Ai Wei Wei Wei Awei!
    Ai Wei Wei Wei Awei!

    What the panda say?
    Mao-oo-oo-ooo!
    Mao-oo-oo-ooo!
    What the panda say?

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