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Also known as The Phantom, your friend Doug does not have the word “goodbye” in his vocabulary. It doesn’t matter what stage the party is in; it may be in full swing, winding down, full of people, or empty. Suddenly, you ask: “Where’s Doug? Did he leave?” Everyone shrugs. He didn’t offer parting words to anyone, not even a "later, guys." Nobody saw him leave. Nobody even saw the front door open or noticed a puff of smoke. He’s disappeared into thin air. You’d be worried if Doug wasn’t infamous for leaving unannounced and unseen.