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    Aaarrrghhh: Captain Jack Vows To Return, Run For MN Governor

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    by UpTake Video

    Well, Mateys, I’m afraid there’s no ways to sugar coat this:
    Does ye remember Captain Jack? Captain Jack SPARROW, I’m saying. Yes, that’s the very Captain: The dude who ran for mayor of Minnie-appolis and finished with 265 first-preference votes, eventually hitting 352 votes when second- preferences were added to the Captain’s spoils.
    So here’s the news, lads! The Captain is not going away! He is coming back to give them big hornswogglers a run for their doubloons in 2014. That’s right! The Captain says he is still fighting poverty and foreclosures and that he is putting in for what you call the governor of this godforsaken island they call Minnesota. Distributed by