The Bitfenix Shadow is sleek, savvy, and sinister. Oh boy. Its powder-coated surfaces, switchable LED accents, and clean, modern design ensures you're going to get all the ladies. Seriously, I tried it, it works.
It also features tool-free locking in its seven 3.5" drive bays, enough space for 320mm graphics cards and 165mm CPU coolers.
Alec Baldwin not included.
Get it at NCIX: http://ncix.ca/products/?sku=88883