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    I Can't Believe I Had Sex With You - Anti-Valentine's Day with MVPleez

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    Above Average

    by Above Average

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    I Can't Believe I Had Sex With You-ew-ew
    Written by/Starring: Monica West and Valentine Bureau - http://youtube.com/MVPleez
    Arranged/Recorded/Mixed by: Gary Atturio - http://garyatturio.tumblr.com/http://garyatturio.tumblr.com/
    Saweet Guitar Solo: Gary Atturio
    Recorded at Galuminum Foil Studios

    Directed/Edited by: Nik Perleros -- http://nikperleros.com
    Director of Photography: Tyler James Ribble - http://tylerjamesribble.com/
    Costumes/Hair/Make-up/Fresh Styles: Erin Lark Gray http://erinlarkgray.com
    Choreography: Ani Taj Niemann http://anitajniemann.com/
    Above Average Producer: Josh Poole

    Stiffy: Josh Sharp - http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/talent/view/17821
    Fly Girls: THE DANCE CARTEL (Aziza Barnes, nicHi douglas, Ani Taj) - http://www.thedancecartel.com/

    MEGA Thanks to:
    Joey Campanaro and The Little Owl Venue Space on Greenwich Ave - http://littleowlthevenue.tumblr.com/
    Stylish Ten Nail Salon
    5 Brother's Deli
    Kayla Nadel-LaMotta
    Marcus Terry

    LYRICS:
    RAN INTO YOU AT THE BAGEL GRILL
    BROUGHT ME RIGHT BACK TO THAT INITIAL THRILL
    YEAHEEYEAHEEYEAEEOOOHOO
    THINK I STILL LOVE YOU

    AND NOWWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOWOO
    EVERYTHING BAGELS, HONEY WALNUT CREAM CHEESE
    THE WAY YOU LICK YOU FINGERS BRINGS ME TO MY KNEES
    WHY DID WE EVER BREAK UP?

    BUT THEN I SEE THE BOTTOMS OF YOU JNCO JEANS
    SKANKS BEEPIN ON YOUR PAGER LIKE I DON'T SEE
    AND YOU STILL GOT THAT DEAD TOOTH!

    I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
    I USED TO LET YOU KISS MY BOOBS
    I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
    HAVIN' FLASHBACKS TO YOUR DUMB TATTOO

    STRAIGHT CHILL DOWNTOWN AT THE PIZZA HUT
    DEEP DISH, YOU WISHED I WAS A CRAZY SLUT
    I WAS SO INTO YOU
    THEN YOU DUMPED ME
    AND NOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWEEW

    WORKIN FOR YOUR MOM AT THE DISCOUNT JEWLER
    SELLIN TAMAGOTCHIS TO THE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS
    WHILE I GET MY DEGREE

    HEARTBREAK MENDED WITH A NEEDLE AND SUTURE
    EXCUSE ME MR LAZY WHILE I PLAN MY FUTURE
    YOU CANNOT GRIND UP ON THIS!

    I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
    USED TO THINK YOU WERE MISTA COOL
    I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
    LOST MY VIRGINITY IN YOUR POOL

    WHY?
    YOU GAVE ME PINK EYE THREE TIMES
    I, I BELIEVED YOUR LIES
    BUT I KNEW YOU NEVER, YOU NEVER, YOU NEVER
    MET JALEEL WHITE!

    I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
    USED TO THINK YOU WERE MISTA COOL!
    I CAN'T BELIVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
    YOU'RE JUST A WACK ASS FOOL