Toothless man Jason Martin bites penis of Richard Henderson during fight in Kent
- 11 years ago
There are fighters, and then there are champions. The difference is that fighters challenge their opponents, but champions utterly defeat them. Jason Martin is one such champion. When his neighbor, Richard Henderson disturbed Martin's late night Xbox session to complain about the noise, Martin reacted like a champ and told Henderson to shove off. Mistaking Martin's drug addled physique and near total lack of teeth for weakness, Henderson got physical. It's unclear whether Martin actually started the fight, but he is definitely the one who ended it.
Martin absorbed a shower of punches and kicks to the face and torso, all in a tactic to lure Henderson into a false sense of security. Then, Martin prepared checkmate by allowing Henderson to restrain him in a headlock. Exactly when Henderson mistook victory for his, Martin showed what a real champion is made of, and used his one good tooth to bite Henderson in the penis.
Not since the Battle of the Bulge has such sure victory withered into such utter defeat. But, as often happens when a true hero's greatness goes unrecognized in his own age, Martin was found guilty of cock biting, rather than what he's really guilty of, which is having the spirit of a champ! Now, he joins the ranks of other lesser known street fighting greats, such as Rod "Goosed'ya!" McGinty, Sal "The Face Sitter" Dicaprio, and Benjamin "Tiger Balm Tea Bag" Gillespie. Legends one and all.
While society may shower its favor on losers like Henderson, who couldn't win a fair fight with a whole mouthful of teeth, its Olympic cockbiters like Martin who will rule the day. Fare thee well, you latter day Sir Lancelot.
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Martin absorbed a shower of punches and kicks to the face and torso, all in a tactic to lure Henderson into a false sense of security. Then, Martin prepared checkmate by allowing Henderson to restrain him in a headlock. Exactly when Henderson mistook victory for his, Martin showed what a real champion is made of, and used his one good tooth to bite Henderson in the penis.
Not since the Battle of the Bulge has such sure victory withered into such utter defeat. But, as often happens when a true hero's greatness goes unrecognized in his own age, Martin was found guilty of cock biting, rather than what he's really guilty of, which is having the spirit of a champ! Now, he joins the ranks of other lesser known street fighting greats, such as Rod "Goosed'ya!" McGinty, Sal "The Face Sitter" Dicaprio, and Benjamin "Tiger Balm Tea Bag" Gillespie. Legends one and all.
While society may shower its favor on losers like Henderson, who couldn't win a fair fight with a whole mouthful of teeth, its Olympic cockbiters like Martin who will rule the day. Fare thee well, you latter day Sir Lancelot.
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