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00:00Can I have some ranch as well with honey mustard?

00:13Ah!

00:16This is a sweet tea?

00:17Oh yeah, what's happening man?

00:18Well I don't know, did you give me this?

00:19Yeah I did man!

00:20What?

00:21I don't got nothing to do with that bro!

00:22I ain't put nothing in there!

00:23I ain't put nothing in there!

00:24I ain't put nothing in there!

00:25I ain't put nothing in there!

00:26I ain't put nothing in there!

00:27I ain't put nothing in there bro!

00:31I ain't put nothing in there man!

00:33Who did?

00:34Not me!

00:35What's up?

00:37Is this cold water?

00:39Yeah.

00:40What is that?

00:42You gave it to me, I ordered cold.

00:45I don't know if this is, this is kind of hot but.

00:47Why is it doing that?

00:48Oh can I get a ranch too?

00:49Um.

00:50What the heck?

00:51What is going on?

00:52I don't know.

00:53I don't know if I should take this sir, I'm a little afraid to have it.

00:54You're the one that gave it to me.

00:55Alright.

00:56Alright.

00:57I'm sorry about this, I'll figure it out.

00:58You know what I think I might just drink that just for fun.

00:59Alright, well don't kill yourself.

01:00What the?

01:01Oh!

01:02Oh!

01:03Oh!

01:04Oh!

01:05Oh!

01:06Oh!

01:07Oh!

01:08Oh!

01:09Oh!

01:10Oh!

01:11Oh!

01:12Oh!

01:13Oh!

01:14Oh!

01:15Oh!

01:16Oh!

01:17Oh!

01:18Uh!

01:20Oh!

01:21I mean this is regular ice man.

01:23Really?

01:24Yeah dude, that's why I was like whoa.

01:27This is the ice we gave you.

01:31Well what's in this cup?

01:32Dude I wonder if it's because it's so cold and it's hot out there.

01:36What is that?

01:38What is that?

01:42No.

01:43You can't, no, uh-uh, we ain't gonna do y'all, y'all just ain't sendin' down no money.

01:49Okay.

01:50Thank you so much.

01:51What's going on?

01:52No, I didn't do that time I did, because this is no normal, you know?

01:58Do you want to hold it?

01:59Yeah, I do want to hold it.

02:00Is it going to explode?

02:01No.

02:02You gave it-

02:03That's hot ice, man.

02:04You put dry ice in there.

02:05Well, I think you did, because I don't have dry ice.

02:06I don't got no dry ice.

02:07It would melt if it was in here.

02:08Man, you got some dry ice right there.

02:09No.

02:10That's not dry ice.

02:11It's ice.

02:12It's cold, man.

02:13Dude, thanks.

02:14You're awesome, bro.

02:15Take care.

02:16Hey, bro, you got any green?

02:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:18What you lookin' for?

02:19You got green?

02:20Yeah, what you trying to get?

02:21Some green, maybe some rock?

02:22Nah, yeah, I'm gonna call my man.

02:23Call my man to help me get this up here.

02:24You serious?

02:25Yeah.

02:2610-4, 5-0.

02:27We got-

02:28We got a problem.

02:29We got a problem.

02:30We got a problem.

02:31We got a problem.

02:32We got a problem.

02:33We got a problem.

02:34We got a problem.

02:35We got a problem.

02:36We got a problem.

02:37We got a problem.

02:38We got a problem.

02:39We got a problem.

02:40We got a problem.

02:41Hey, stop!

02:42Hey!

02:43What's up?

02:44Who are you?

02:45172.

02:46You got some flakes?

02:47What's your boy?

02:48What's your- who's the boy?

02:49Hey, chill out, chill out.

02:50Hey, I'm just asking for flakes.

02:51You see that, guys?

03:0010-4, all units, this is it.

03:02Let's go!

03:03♪♪

03:1010-4, we got him.

03:115-0, he's running.

03:12Perp's running.

03:13Stop!

03:14Hey!

03:15Hey!

03:18Y'all motherfuckers are going to get shot around.

03:20Don't let that shit happen again, man.

03:23Are you Eric?

03:25No, I'm not Eric.

03:26You're not Eric?

03:28No, I ain't no Eric around.

03:29Bill told us to look for Eric right here,

03:31standing around here.

03:32All right, what's up?

03:33I don't know, we're just looking for something,

03:35if you know, spark something up.

03:37You said Eric had the good stuff.

03:38Y'all look like police, man.

03:40Nah, you guys are crazy.

03:41You guys have anything?

03:43I'm just trying to buy an ace.

03:45Just one little ace.

03:46You got some purple?

03:48Yeah, I got some purple.

03:49We got him right here.

03:50We got him right here.

03:51Oh my God.

04:01Do you guys know where I could buy a little pot around here?

04:04Pot?

04:05Yeah.

04:06Go away, dude.

04:07What?

04:08Go away.

04:09What?

04:10Go away.

04:11Like marijuana?

04:12No.

04:13Aliso Mountain?

04:14I don't know.

04:15Kinda potty.

04:16Talking like a kitchen pot.

04:17Pottery Barn.

04:18Okay.

04:19I don't know what's around here, though.

04:20Okay.

04:21Sorry, man, man.

04:22You were talking about marijuana.

04:23I'm like, really?

04:24You're gonna ask the cops about marijuana?

04:25You're an idiot.

04:26That right there is illegal.

04:27Just asking us that.

04:28Yeah.

04:29Go away, because technically if you ask us how to buy drugs,

04:30we can get arrested just for asking that.

04:31How do I know you ain't FBI, man?

04:34Dude, you got a little pot on you.

04:36Dude, we need to make this quick.

04:37Are you FBI, man?

04:38No, I'm not FBI, dude.

04:39We need to make this quick.

04:40All right.

04:41I'm serious.

04:42Hey, man.

04:45Hey, man, have fun with that.

04:47So many chicken noodle soups with that.

05:01You need to leave.

05:02I need to leave?

05:03Yeah.

05:04You can't deal a little pot in here?

05:05Nope.

05:06No little pots can be in here?

05:07No little pots dealing.

05:08Why?

05:09Because I don't have a sense of humor tonight.

05:11No sense of humors?

05:12No.

05:14Can I sell this somewhere?

05:15Can I buy some more little pot?

05:16Nope.

05:17Hey, excuse me, sir.

05:18Yeah?

05:19Do you know where I can buy a little pot at around here?

05:21Mate, knock it off.

05:24Huh?

05:25A little pot.

05:26Yeah.

05:27A little pot.

05:28Right.

05:29This is private property.

05:30That's public property.

05:31Okay.

05:32All right?

05:33Go over there and stay there.

05:34Okay?

05:35I'm very confused, though.

05:36Right, because I don't want to be asked about pot.

05:38Okay?

05:39All right?

05:40I don't need that today.

05:41All right?

05:42And I don't want you on private property.

05:44I'm just talking about, like...

05:45I don't care.

05:46It's not funny.

05:47There's no place that sells medical marijuana here.

05:51Man, this is a little pot.

05:52I'm not talking about weed, man.

05:54I already get...

05:55I don't need that.

05:56Okay.

05:57I don't smoke weed.

05:58Take your little pot.

05:59Go somewhere else.

06:00I can make you some mean chicken noodle soup in this.

06:02Take your little pot.

06:03Are you hungry?

06:04No.

06:05Take your little pot.

06:06All right.

06:07All right.

06:08Thank you very much.

06:09I'm like Gordon Ramsay at a kitchen table.

06:10You know what I'm saying?

06:11At a stove.

06:12Some other time, some other place.

06:13But not here, not now.

06:14Do you guys want a little pot?

06:16No.

06:17No?

06:18We want a little pot.

06:19What do you mean?

06:20Are you trying to sell us dope, bro?

06:21I just got a little pot in my bag.

06:22I was going to offer it.

06:26Step back.

06:27Yeah.

06:28Oh, I'm sorry.

06:29I was just...

06:30Hold on.

06:31Hold on.

06:32Stay right there.

06:33I was just going to offer...

06:35I've got a little pot in my bag.

06:37And I was going to offer it to you guys.

06:39Get out of here, dude.

06:41I don't know.

06:43I'm just messing with you guys.

06:47Yeah.

06:48You almost...

06:49Yeah.

06:50I'll get the swag.

06:51All right.

06:52Cool.

06:53Have a good one.

07:00Jerk.

07:02Really?

07:03Did you get that on camera?

07:05We've never had video tape here.

07:10There's one thing I forgot to take out of my bag today.

07:12It's at the hotel.

07:14I was just looking at your pictures.

07:24Oh, my God.

07:25Oh, my God.

07:26Oh, my God.

07:27You are kidding.

07:28Oh, my God.

07:32Oh, my God.

07:34What the...

07:37Help me.

07:47You are kidding.

07:48Holy...

07:50Oh, my God.

08:04Jesus.

08:17Oh, my God.

08:20Oh, my God.

08:23Help me.

08:31Oh, my God.

08:38Oh, my God.

08:46Oh, my God.

08:49Oh, my God.

08:51Oh, my God.

09:10Hey, man.

09:11I'm just going to shave my armpits for work, you know?

09:14I woke up late.

09:15I didn't have time this morning, so I was like,

09:17I'm going to do it on the train.

09:21Yeah, I actually have abnormally hairy armpits.

09:41Hey, very interesting girls in a free bikini wax.

09:47Oh, my God.

09:57Dude, man, this stuff, it just gets you going real hard.

10:00You know what I mean?

10:01Really hard.

10:08Where are you going?

10:11Hey, how are you doing?

10:13I just got a question.

10:15Do you want a spoon or would you rather fork?

10:19Ding.

10:22Hi.

10:32Excuse me, everyone.

10:34Excuse me, sorry.

10:35I just have a bit of an announcement to make.

10:38I like to get kissed before I get fucked.

10:45Fuck.

10:56You shall not pass.

10:59He's fucking the head knight.

11:15You shall not pass.

11:16He's fucking the head knight.

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