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"Jake is a MASSIVE MASSIVE WANG!
I don't want to die ate the age of 30, I have just never been able in envisaged my life past this age! From years and years I have thought this way! Maybe since I was 12-13. I also believe that when I do die, It will be is a really stupid way! So far my best guess is, I will be walking along and a Duck will be flying past, Die in mid air and fall wings held in. It will pick up speed and hit me in the head, I will be knocked over in front of a bus and then run over! Thus I do not live past 30! "