Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite

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In an effort to cater to customers who have lost the will to live, economy hotel chain Red Roof Inn officially unveiled Thursday its new Suicidal Suite available at each of their locations across the nation.

2 comments

Pretty good use of space for those in the know.
By tony greene last year
I'm not one to be offended, even by the onion, but it's a little too morbid and real for humor.
By dm_522ab06ba1964 last year