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    Empire State of Mind Parody - Taiwan State of Mind

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    A fresh new music video from the producers at Next Media Animation, aka The Taiwanese Animators, featuring resident hottie, Carol. In this parody of Jay-Z and Alicia Key's Empire State of Mind, we show off everything we love about Taiwan.

    This is for the 23 million people living in Taiwan - and our friends abroad. Share the love if you love as Taiwan as much as we do!

    Full lyrics below

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    Full Lyrics

    I'ma up at Taichung, now I'm down in Taipei
    Right next to the 101, land of sexy Tai Mei's
    Hop the train to Chunghsiao, coz I got my yo-yo ka
    Take it anywhere, MRT take me everywhere

    I was born in free Taiwan, not commie mainland
    A place called Formosa, not to be confused with Thailand
    We're known as the ROC, across the Strait that's PRC
    There they got no vote, over here it be democracy

    Cruising down Xinyi, Kymco moto che
    Speeding so I feel the wind, *&%$ this humid weather, huh
    Me, I'm up in Linkou, home of that boy Jay Chou
    Rap star. Movie star. You know he played Kato?

    Pull up to the Hi-Life, outside sipping Taiwan Beers
    Sevens and Family Marts, man we got them everywhere
    Night market, bright lights, stinky tofu got me queasy
    You can tell by the smell that I am most definitely from

    In Taiwan, the place where your gadgets came from
    Inside will surprise you, all made in Taiwan
    Animators will shame you
    There's nothing you can do
    We're made in Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan

    You can catch me in Kaohsiung with Manny at a Rhinos game
    He's here and off the dope, hitting homers out the stadium
    You should know I bleed green, but I ain't DPP though
    Hell, we're not China and we'll fight the CCP, yo

    Welcome to the sweltering pot, Kending is where we go to rock
    The satirical, lyrical NMA here 'to mock
    Obama, Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, we make 'em nervous
    Simpsons, Jon Stewart, Conan, they all heard of us

    One of twenty-three mil, and proving we can make it
    1 point 3 bill there and they all they do is fake *&%$
    Me, I got my Giant, yeah my ride is Taiwan Made
    Dodge a cab, dodge a bus, holla back, I ain't afraid

    Chillin' with my parents playin' 50-dolla' Mahjong
    They dunno know I let them win. I be sipping oolong.
    Chinese-Taipei? *&%$ that. You got it all wrong
    Taiwan independence, yo, I'm from Taichung

    In Taiwan, the place where your gadgets came from
    Inside will surprise you, all made in Taiwan
    Animators will shame you
    There's nothing you can do
    We're made in Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan

    Taiwan Tai Mei, at the door they never have to pay
    Fillin dance floors, ladies night every Wednesday
    Girls in Dong Chu, act like they don't know you
    Unless you got a table booked and some Johnnie Walker ...Blue

    Fake lashes, done hair. You can find them everywhere.
    Too many, too little time, life's not fair
    The city that I live in is a city of skin
    Hot girls barely clothed, this city's filled with them

    But xiaojie's on a heart trip, now she got her phone out
    WeChat, What's App, Facebook, LINE and Skout
    Taiwan Tai Mei, I'm their biggest fan
    Just don't tell her that you're down for one night stand

    Didn't even plan for a girlfriend but now you got a wife
    Should have stayed home, son. 20-20 hindsight
    Being hitched got you feeling for that pick-me-up
    Talk to that girl man. She'll slip you some betel nut

    In Taiwan, the place where your gadgets came from
    Inside will surprise you, all made in Taiwan
    Animators will shame you
    There's nothing you can do
    We're made in Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan

    Hands up for the girls in Taipei City
    Long legs stiletto heels all looking pretty
    No other girls in the world can compare
    Glow sticks in the air, everybody say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    In Taiwan, the place where your gadgets came from
    Inside will surprise you, all made in Taiwan
    Animators will shame you
    There's nothing you can do
    We're made in Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan