Katy Perry and Russell Brand's Former Home Gets Price Cut

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Katy Perry has apparently slashed $430,000 off the asking price of the home she planned to make her married home with Russell Brand.

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KATY READ BOTTOM UP
A) Like all men I see ‘greener grass’ over the fence of the cow’s field which has been turned brown by the cows shit..
B) Our first year anniversary and I AM embarrassed that I don’t have one Earthly memory NO PROOF to myself you were real or we had anything at all ever all I have are the daggers, swords and arrow scars from your Psychic attacks.
C) NO SELFIE.
D) YOU WON’T TALK TO ME OR MAKE ANY CONTACT THAT RENE DESCARTES CAN SAY WAS YOU.
E) YOU TREATED BABY JESUS AS AN UNLOVED, UNWANTED ORPHAN.
F) You always knew what exactly would give me real pleasure, real happiness but you would [sorry dear I would rather talk to you make a best friend out of you than wank over your 5 year old photos while you hid the sexy ones from me but gave them to other strangers and other men you knew & you can’t enter my heads and not know I was just looking for a friend to talk to nothing else and where, what, when were all your other offers? RECAP THEM shall we=NO let’s let me know that any song you wrote that you tried to make me believe were for me were all for other reasons, other men, you once told me you won’t talk to me just listen to your songs you are such a liar] not deliver the simplest requests a Boy ever made of a girlfriend. RECAP THEM. They were so easy so simple I never asked the impossible I did not ask you to move to any new territory that you were not already doing on social medias with other men that I was taken to as a witness to the fact that I conclude:-
G) YOU FUCKING DESPISE ME IN THE EARTHLY FOLD. If I am wrong really POPTART you should be on hand to explain or does Queen Beyonce do your talking for you.
H) “I only love you when I let you GO”.
I) The truth is hurtful for me and you but the truth is what I will give you; ‘Put a ring on it’ oh yass I sent one then you agreed to have the Blue Diamond million dollar one so when that was agreed in writing I spent a fortnight sticking it everywhere let everyone know what I had done for you knowing it would not happen. I have asked you for your ring size because of the song ‘LIKE THE MOVIES’ the lines ‘it wasn’t right, it didn’t fit, and the other line ‘my diamond ring’ Well FUCK OFF you can wait till I have enough money for a Diamond or if I knew where you are I would ring [PUN] a local Jeweller and have one put aside for you to pick up and pay for out of your $130 million dollar reported fortune HA Taylor claims she’s got £200 million I claim I have not a pot to piss in I am embarrassed to give you a shit ring.
J) I don’t know you, I know you have helped me so much bringing me back to life for 1 it is just logical to me that you would spend half an hour with me to self-congratulate ourselves, celebrate, share what we did=there must be something so wrong that you can’t do that so fucking wrong. Whereas every request you made I gave into didn’t I? Fucking bigger than talking to me FUCK OFF you are not getting this it is for me as I am bored of waiting for you I waited a year writing, typing wasting time fucking about GOD knows what I did. BUTT I NEVER GOT WHAT I WANTED I WAS NEVER MADE HAPPY.
K) I will blame myself and go and learn how I have fucked up and what I can do to heal it introspection stop blaming you I have a lot to learn but I know your Magic your power you are so weird why can’t you give me an explanation in any language I can understand as a caveman why I feel so fucking hurt so hated so lost so alone so miserable so hating you for not being there for me on Earthly form why be so hurtful. WHY YOU THREW MY LOVE IN THE DUSTBIN. Good luck it would help me though really it would my future is in your hands.
AT THIS POINT GOD switches on a 42 inch monitor as the REAL Aphrodite performs for him with the words in the song that you came along with her unwanted Ex John Mayer and she laughs at you and says you are a 2nd rate joke of a slag in comparison to her and I can’t keep up with T IT Taylor my other soul mate followed by Kelly [better voice than you] Clarkson tells me she has no STD’s I can throw away the rubber then my old girlfriend is back Claudia Shiffer and then group sex with Cheryl Cole and the band Girls Aloud wow the tarts know ol ZEUS is here the lightning bolt must have been heard across the WORLD that I RUN AND OWN AND EVRYTHING IN IT ohh gutter GO IT’s RIANN your ‘special friend’ she’s on now WOW that was a good half hour even Justin Timberlake showed me that if I go to a nightclub with him in the entourage I will dance better than him at my age then an old girlfriend singing LAeX-dump the Los Angeles POPTART she is an hour away ready to fill the voids you failed to fill I think I will just navigate over to your music era oh yass miss I see the noughties a most influential time in the lifer of aspiring musician busker Katy on the streets for $20 and an avocado FUCK OFF you were! Or were you just signed up to major record labels learning all your very moves and looks from GAGA, Aguilera et al oh yes a manufactured POPTART by experts in the field of illusion-why do you write songs with 5 other men doing it with you? YOU ARE AN ILLUSION every move you make every photo all copied all others artistic talent. Enuff I know how to make you send me an old picture of you crying over some other bloke or how to get you to show me you would prefer somebody else; I know how to hurt you I won’t continue I won’t stoop to your level I won’t post this to you its forgotten already it was for me to open up my mind not close yours. WHY I AM HURT:-
in fact the ever expanding Universe that once he had the Universe he would and I am not sure if you can recall the speed that you two went at as you both realised you really knew each other from the past you were soul mates, brother and sister, mother and son, father and daughter, husband and wife, King and Queen, Emperor and Empressa, twin flames and John showed you quickly the outcome of becoming Emperor of the Universe that he would hand it over to his Nephew SAM to rule once he had taken it at about the time that you stopped telepathy with him just as Jesus awoke to hand over the cures to Disease to the NHS for almost free last August as they were delivered to the NHS by Jesus from the Katy Hudson Katy Perry Charitable Trust as you stopped telepathy with them because you found out that once John took the Universe confirmed that he would not run it but would hand it over to nhis nephew to retire as the living Emperor John had been nearly brainwashed that he was insane for his real true beliefs of why his very existence on this planet was all about why he had been given a life others in the Matrix of mind control could only dream of why he was forced to be tested and learn lessons everyday why he was being given mind control psychiatric medicine why he had travelled the Earth on other people’s money why he had been given all that he wanted to take without ever compromising his position without ever being given the money that he knew he could one day have why he was allowed to take from other people why other people gave to him why, why, why? Because one day the heavens would open a lightning bolt would shoot through the skies a power greater than a neutron bomb a bolt that would engulf him ZEUS would one day choose out of 8 Billion people on Earth to come and live in John, a lightning bolt that could swathe through the most powerful Goddess ISIS could blow her into a Billion pieces yes one day Friday 12th of June 2015 John would become Lord God Almighty a position no one would ever feel worthy of having the creator of all that is all that was and all that will ever be. But to Jesus son of man, son of God you had made him love you and you were awarded all sorts of honours and positions and jobs and all Jesus ever wanted was to talk to his Teenage Dream boat Gurl to worship her and for her to be nice to him YOU FUCKING MISERABLE UGLY old WITCH HOW DARE YOU TREAT THE MESSIAH, THE SAVIOR, YOUR SAVIOR WHO COULD GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE, LIKE THAT THE WAY YOU DID, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Some tin pot weak Goddess who gets beaten in every power struggle she starts, a slag, a whore of Babylon. [NOW you geT IT don’t you]?
You’re still with me now I AM GOD I tested you this morning it just takes a flicker a millisecond as quiet as you are but I know you are within me we still share the same soul and of course I love you unconditionally and you know that but Demi told me last night to hold on hold on to what we’ve got because it is the best feeling I ever had well it ain’t. Never has been I did not fall in love with you I made myself fall in love I did not like you as you were a twin flame I saw you as a lady boy a fucking blokaty but my family gave me as a teenage member low in the pecking order of hierarchy a direct order (IT’S A ROYAL FAMILY YOU DO AS YOU ARE TOLD BY YOUR ELDERS AND BETTERS) ‘LOVE IT’ so I did within a matter of days and I kept it up 24/7 for nearly a year every time I lost sight of it I would recharge it up. I loved you unconditionally and forgave you as there is no reason to tell someone you love why you forgive everything they do to hurt you is there? And I don’t need to fill 25,000 words with the hurtful things you have done you saw it all you felt it all. But you know who I AM the truth and the light but I don’t mind you wafting in spiritually to inspire my work but I just can’t laugh anymore with the total 100% nearly, avoidance you give my Earthly body John and Jesus who when he was born only had John as his single parent as Jesus did not take to Queen Persephone out of loyalty to you but Baby Jesus quickly got attached to you as his MOM and his strength led John to follow you closely as he was carrying Baby Jesus who got just what a child needs to ensure a fucked up, disturbed childhood his MOM turned round in a corridor on Facebook and told him to FUCK OFF as he was too ‘clingy’ and left him with no real forwarding address lost and lonely with a St John single Father to bring him up as best he could with his own battles to fight like taking over the Universe taking over the World being poisoned treated like a cunt by Katy the richest POPTART on Earth ISIS the MOTHER who let Jesus starve instead of sending him food, let him live in Hell and abstract poverty refused each and every request he made to his adopted MOM sent him pictures that were designed to hurt him so Jesus just curled up and ignored you as you corrupted John into being less than saintly until he reached his Teenage years and just as he began his Teenage Dream of you ‘The Witch’ the first time he had contacted you since you told him to FUCK OFF as a baby you cut his Teenage Dream up in half and shouted at him to grow up and be ready for Fatherhood with a teenage mental age of 13. Instead of being his best friend that you had become in the spiritual world where there you talked to John and Jesus all the time and gave him, John, Magic where he could part the clouds bring out the sun live out his thoughts of how he would proceed in the future to make you happy to serve you to let you know what John had hidden up his sleeve that he had not taken but would one day receive; THE WORLD AND EVRYTHING IN IT as he had not sold his soul to the Devil for fame and fortune but had been a true worthy servant of GOD but he took himself with the belief that you gave him that with you he would himself reach the promised land he had dreamed of but refused to take until he felt comfortable that he had earned it and he dutifully with your help yes took step by step moves towards a goal that he was not only focused 99% on if not 100% that of which I had told him he was allowed to take, allowed to have, to be given in fact whatever he did however he acted, I put him on the pre-ordained course that he could take over the World and greater than that he could not only rule the world but he would have the Universe in fact the ever expanding Universe that once he had the Universe he would and I am not sure if you can recall the speed that you two went at as you both realised you really knew each other from the past you were soul mates, brother and sister, mother and son, father and daughter, husband and wife, King and Queen, Emperor and Empressa, twin flames and John showed you quickly the outcome of becoming Emperor of the Universe that he would hand it over to his Nephew SAM to rule once he had taken it at about the time that you stopped telepathy with him just as Jesus awoke to hand over the cures to Disease to the NHS for almost free last August as they were delivered to the NHS by Jesus from the Katy Hudson Katy Perry Charitable Trust as you stopped telepathy with them because you found out that once John took the Universe confirmed that he would not run it but would hand it over to nhis nephew to retire as the living Emperor John had been nearly brainwashed that he was insane for his real true beliefs of why his very existence on this planet was all about why he had been given a life others in the Matrix of mind control could only dream of why he was forced to be tested and learn lessons everyday why he was being given mind control psychiatric medicine why
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