Carnivorous - "Deprived" Official Teaser Video

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Carnivorous - "Deprived"

Artist city, country: Riverside, New Jersey, USA

Artist Biography: One hundred Thousand Year AGO!! When dinosaurs roamed the earth, one such dinosaur, METALSAURUS- REX, birthed one Alex from the heat of his monstrous bowels!! Immediately following a meteor shower during nuclear winter, a time-space density continuum cleaved the universe in twain!! A black hole suckled Alex into the FUTURE (i.e. 1996, also a great wine year for Merlot) and he 'twas ejected from whom was now his MUM's BUM!!!

Meanwhile, in 2069, King Joe the 79th reigned over the Bermuda triangle with an iron fist!! Tyrannical ruler of the pigmy ginger-haired tribe of midgets that inhabit the mountains of OOO -- GAN --TU. Tragically, King Joe had a penchant for caffeinated beverages and plus sized pigmy ginger-haired midget whores!! While fornicating with one such pigmy ginger-haired midget whore weighing near 400 pounds, King Joe consumed 104 cups of coffee brewed in the wombs of the Snarffluficus, a giant yet cuddly beast domesticated by the pigmy ginger-haired midget tribe, causing him to thrust so violently and at such immeasurable speed that his pelvic undulations disrupted the rotations of planet earth, such that he was sent back in time to 1994 and backwards through the developmental process until he once again became but a sperm in his father testicles.

Meanwhile in 1996, somewhere over the rainbow, a unicorn queefed, and Lady Fugget was born! ::trumpets:: She was born with the voice of an angel and raised by cherubs in the garden of Eden. After 14 years of beautiful marriage, her cherub father admitted that he was a homosexual and divorced her cherub mother and moved to the East Village. She was forced to tend bar at a gay club. All of the second hand smoke and fumes from the Astroglide singed her vocal chords. As a result of this unfortunate, Astroglide related accident she can now only sing like your grandmother from Staten Island who wears leisure suits and smoked basics (unfiltered) for the past 40 years!!! but then she died and pooped out a baby named Dalton who would take over radical vocals!

Meanwhile, a rootin' tootin', womanizin', landlovin', gay shark bangin', booty beatin', oar swingin', swashbuckin', scallwaggin', scurvy, mut, ass pirate, was stranded on Fire Island. 31 days earlier, he was forced to walk the plank after being found guilty of bone smuggling in epic portion.Pirate Tyler!!! His shipmates thought he would surely be swallowed by the sea. NAY!! His buoyant ball sack floated to the surface and he drifted away to be found by three heavily intoxicated members of Carnivorous , who embraced his bone... smuggling... and SO Carnivorous was formed!!!

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BandCamp: http://carnivorous.bandcamp.com/

Song Lyrics: I can't have the fucking pleasure of existence!
when there is nothing to appreciate amongst this planet!
Drawing lines between reality and what I'm living
there is no fucking truth
because life is lying!
How can I fucking believe
when the world itself
doesn't believe in me?
It's all just a fucking game
I'm just another face
with no soul or name!
If you think that this is real than open your eyes!
There is nothing below earth or above the skies!
If you abide by their selfish rules you will not survive!
I promise you... You will be deprived!!
I will not follow these lies!
I will not die for these pathetic lies!
I will not follow these lies!
I will not... I WILL NOT SACRIFICE!
Freedom!
just a meaningless claim.
they will take all that you have
if they know your name
they feel no remorse
they feel no shame!
you are now a blind slave
and you will die the same!
You will die the same!
with nothing to lose or gain!
Welcome to the new reign
welcome to the corrupted plane

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