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Are you not about to kill all the things? Whatever, it's what you were built for.
So whatever, it sucks being the brother of Jesus. Whatever you do it's never good enough. You try being the sibling of a deity - it sucks ballsack.
It's not his, really. At all.
A complaint is filed against Heaven. Peter's not impressed.
Mary Magdalene, the 'mouth' of Jerusalem, is definitely not dating a loser like Peter...right?
Jesus Christ may be many things - but he is also apparently an Atheist. And a pot head.
Peter never gets himself a break. Unless it's a bathroom break. Which might be why everything goes to hell.
Jesus toast. Fun for the whole family.
Death finally helps Lucifer out with her plan to break into Heaven. Unfortunately it's not entirely in Death's nature to not screw up (unless he's killing everyone. That guy and his killing), and Peter sees right through him.
Rough deal, Peter. Et tu? Also, Jesus is basically your mom. If your mom smoked pot.
Jesus is out of his special cigarettes and asks Death for some of his stash. Death's holding, but not what anyone expects.
Lucifer has a dangerous proposal...and Death is all too happy to help.
Lucifer attempts to break into Heaven. Jesus is having none of it.
Lucifer found herself a special soul. One that Jesus wants back. In which Jesus finally gets to use his super Jesus Powers, and Lucifer has to deal with it.
Even Axe Murderers Get Into Heaven.
Lucifer attempts to tempt Death into letting her into Heaven. It doesn't go as planned.
Saint Peter has a problem. Lucifer wants to help him by offering him a special place just for him.
Peter totally isn't into it. Except, maybe, he is. But, for reals, Jennika cheated, okay.
Death and Jesus have a serious talk about being born again... and Death killing Jesus for a third time.