Not a lot of people know about Santa Claus Jr. or Nick Jr. It's tough growing up in the shadow of one of the most important international figures of all time, and trust me, it's even colder in the shade in the North Pole.Keeping track of your feelings is hard. Presents don't mean the same thing as they do to all the other kids, and Snowmen... well Snowmen are Snowmen... man.
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An Open Letter To Johnny Depp and Jerry Bruckheimer:Dear Sirs,It has come to my attention that you are planning on producing a fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean film. I would like very much to portray a pirate in said film. I submit for your consideration this body of pirate acting.Thank you for your time, and I hope this message reaches you in good spirits.Fondly,Chuck McCarthy