MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!Rayden might be the best part ever for Christophe Lambert. That or the monkey one. You can watch the full version of this one if you A) REALLY love the game; B) have a high tolerance level for silliness or C) want to see Christophe Lambert's best part ever in its full power. Anyway, enjoy!
Surprise, surprise: that movie was... doodie on a stick! Angelina Jolie is TERRIBLE, Daniel 'James Blonde' Craig manages to be worse, Jon Voight might have deserved the death penalty... Nothing makes sense, the action is weak, dialogues are ludicrous, and the music is a daring 'techno vomit' style!! Do not, I repeat, DO NOT watch that train-wreck under any circumstance: the fate of humanity might depend on it...Enjoy the short version though!! ;)
This movie is a critical case of how to fuck up a huge budget through terrible directing skills, which may not come as a surprise to those familiar with Master Boll's work. A 60-million-dollar budget, an unbelievable cast for a video game adaptation, impressive scenery, decent special effects, and all the elements/stereotypes of heroic fantasy are there : how the fuck could it ever go that wrong ???I mean, there's nothing actually good to be said about the experience of watching the movie : the actors are all clearly cashing in , fully aware of the quality of the movie they're in; the story is totally predictable and far too convoluted for its own good; and the cinematographer apparently died before shooting began (too bad he was also going to color correct the movie...) !Anyway, here's the short version to give you a taste of what you're definitely not missing out on.Enjoy!
I've seen each and every video game adaptation to date. And even beyond this category , this is one of the biggest pieces of poo I ever watched. Really. I hope you' ll like the short version though! Enjoy!
Un petit bêtisier de nos escapades humanitaires de septembre dernier. D' aucuns disent que c' est une des présentations les plus gays de tous les temps : je suis bien d' accord, mais mes nombreuses remarques sur ce fait n' ont malheureusement pas été filmées!! Reste le fun, bien présent lui. A la votre!!
Here's another one from the video game director we all love to hate : master Uwe Boll! This one is quite watchable actually, considering most of the rest of his work. But still no whales to be found, which is quite strange in a movie inspired by a tropical FPS... Enjoy!
Great cartoon series! Bad zelda-like game... Most repetitive theme ever. Made me want to fight shades-wearing rabbits on the moon! Enjoy!Anecdote: ah... La censure... Voulant protéger les pauvres chtites nenfants que nous étions, nintendo a choisi de retourner un sprite représentant une culotte et de le renommer "repas"... Censure sensée ou utile? Je vous laisse le choix!
In Persia, so many forms of untimely deaths await you! Pitfalls , spikes , enemies with swords, your own shadow... Therefore this video might comfort some of you : dying stupidly is no shame in prince of persia, and you're gonna be doing a lot of that if and when you choose to play it.Anyway, as usual, enjoy!