This is 2010's "Ebony & Ivory". Buy on iTunes: http://bit.ly/ati02D Tweet this: http://clicktotweet.com/ydvBO Directed by Scott Mathias & Ryan Reyes. Edited by Ryan Reyes. Director of Photography Scott Mathias. "Charcoal & Diamonds" Music by Justin Jagoda. Lyrics by Ryan Reyes, Tay Zonday, Justin Jagoda, & Leslie Winchester Produced by Justin Jagoda http://www.jagodamusic.com Leslie: http://www.youtube.com/satorihime Tay Zonday: http://www.youtube.com/tayzonday http://www.facebook.com/tayzonday http://www.twitter.com/tayzonday Theme song by Twintapes: http://www.youtube.com/user/yamicomusic my stuff.. TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/pimplywimp FACEBOOK FAN PAGE: http://bit.ly/bL1JZ6 MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/ryanelreyes WEBSITE: http://www.pimplywimp.com LYRICS Rub a dub dub I'm in the tub Wash me clean and I sparkle He's my best friend I'm a diamond I don't care if he's charcoal I'm high priced I need a light We are remarkable Di-i-i Diamonds are forever Put charcoal under pressure We're special I-i-i I'm a perfect treasure I heat up like the weather We're special My friend is great He looks like paste He's only four karats He roasts hot dogs Sounds like a frog (Ribbit) At least I'm not embarrassed You is on sale Don't make me come over there You're mad cause my skin is the fairest, how dare you, you're an (a--hole) Di-i-i Diamonds are forever Put charcoal under pressure We're special I-i-i I'm a perfect treasure I heat up like the weather We're special I don't give an EF if you are black or white, you know I'm tight, I bite yeah, a D is a D I-i-ie, I-i-ie, we're special Di-i-i Diamonds are forever Put charcoal under pressure We're special I-i-i I'm a perfect treasure I heat up like the weather We're special I-i-ie, I-i-ie, you're special
This was my challenge to do 50 different laughs in a minute. TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/pimplywimp FACEBOOK FAN PAGE: http://bit.ly/bL1JZ6 FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/pimplywimp MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/ryanelreyes WEBSITE: http://www.pimplywimp.com
We love Lindsay Lohan. We hope her prison time helps to rehabilitate her and that she can resurrect her career. However, in honor of her probation violation, we take a look back at one of many Greatest Moments from her life.
What if No Country For Old Men & I Am Legend were only one movie? What if a plague turned every human being on Earth into a mindless creature, save for one man...Anton Chigurh. Starring Ryan Reyes, Stuart Bennett, Nicchi Battaglino, and ________. Written & Directed by Ryan Reyes and Eli Rarey. Idea by Ryan Reyes. Make up by Nicchi Battaglino. Original music by Chris Seto of The Sweet Revenge. Special Thanks to Flaunt Salon, Jim White, The Vanishing Indian, Broadway Video, & Paoli's Pizza all in Long Beach.
Parade is a surreal character study which focuses on the friendship of Dean Barrett (played by Ryan Reyes) & his cousin Nate as they complete their senior year of high school in the small junction town of Lynndyl, Utah where the two try to make sense of young adult life. Directed by Brandon Cahoon. music courtesy of the artist moby via http://www.mobygratis.com
www.myspace.com/iwillforhill I wrote this song for Hillary from a place of passion, knowledge, and deep admiration. I've studied Hillary closely and carefully, and have found in her an extraordinary leader and hero. We couldn't ask for a more accomplished, experienced, capable, intelligent and inspiring candidate for the 2008 presidential election, male or female. She's spent her entire life preparing for this day. No one can hold a candle to her, and I hope we'll do everything in our power to elect her!
King Barf -- 36yrs. old www.myspace.com/ryanelreyes Oprah Winfrey Song Contact: Greg Boban, Manager of local McDonalds (Personal Friend) Hook Oprah Winfrey born in Mississippi in poverty Obviously that didn't last long She stayed strong and kept on Verse 1 Oprah Winfrey is Thailand's It Girl, and I can spit hurl because I'm King Barf It's winter so put on a scarf to shop at KMart You better not finish before you press start Then curse in Yiddish because I'm not smart Go Ninja Turtles, you can run so fast While karate chopping tree branch Verse 2 Columbia, Canada, Spain, & Dolphin's It Girl The most influential woman in the world Even got her own YouTube channel Cocker Spaniels don't have that And neither do rats or bees who sting She helps people and believes in good things So all Smurf's grab a taco and sing Change America, change America please!
The moment of truth has arrived. Watch producer Jim Biederman announce the winner of the first ever Great Sketch Comedy Showdown contest. Congrats to the champion, and thanks to everyone else who submitted their comedy videos!
The Great Sketch Comedy Showdown contest, Week 4 of 4: Jim Biederman has hit rock bottom, refusing to eat, shower or change out of his purple shirt. And if you try to open his bedroom blinds, he'll flat out bite you. So, are you funny enough to help this sad, sad man rediscover his passion for a living?
The Great Sketch Comedy Showdown contest, Week 3 of 4: In an ill-fated attempt to distract Jim Biederman (comedy producer) from watching your videos, Timmy Williams (Whitest Kids U'Know) resorts to the all-too-common ploy of gyrating shirtless to slow music. http://thegreatsketchcomedyshowdown.dailymotion.com/