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Hey Gamers, Joshua Ovenshire here. Now yes, today is Valentine's day. A day full of expensive dinners, impossible reservations, and $80 bouqets of flowers. But most importantly, bitterness and regret. I'm sure all day online you guys will find the top 5 best most perfect video game loves. Well I say nay nay. Today, I give you the top 5 video game romances that never happened. This Valentine's day, we celebrate the ones that got away.
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We start this list off with a bang. The number 5 best video game romance that never happened...Samus Aran and Dark Samus. Think about it....you're welcome internets
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Number four takes us to a land of jungle love. Donkey Kong and Candy Kong. Now when we all first saw Candy we were young...and confused. Cuz that was one hot monkey. And DK was thinking the same thing, but instead of rescuing her in a game, Donkey Kong is busy rescuing bananas. I feel like we missed out on something great here.
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Now three on this list may come off as a bit obscure, but so true. Let's head over to the Mushroom Kingdom. Immediately you guys are thinking I'm talking about Luigi and Daisy. Now yes, they REALLY need to make it Facebook official already, they aren't the romance sub plot I'm talking about. I'm looking at Bowser and.....Peach. Now now hold onto all that gamer rage for number one. Really think about this one. Peach, who has been captured on multiple occasions, has ABSOLUTELY no real security at her castle...just a bunch of toad body guards...and they've been proven not to work. Peach is in LOOOOOOVE with Bowswer. She wants to be captured. Hello??? Stockholm syndrome. Can we say Beauty and the Beast? And Bowser...he's just misunderstood. Doesn't know how to show his affection. Who are we to step inbetween that dysfunctional love?
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Moving on to number 2, and it definitely falls under the category of rough love. Goro and Sheeva from Mortal Kombat. Come on, Ed Boon practically gave us these characters for some fan fiction to be created. They both have four arms, he's a dragon prince, and she's...well, not that bad looking for a monster chick. It's a romantic fairy tale waiting to happen. We've all seen it play out. Two enimeies fighting it out, sexual tension on the rise, sweating, getting physical. It's a classic scenario.
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And finally number one. Obviously, I'm going to Final Fantasy 7. You know what I'm talking about. Unless you're thinking of Cloud and Aeris...then I will have to beat you. The number 1 best romance that never happened was easily Cloud and Tifa! Seriously, Aeris was just in the way, not that strong. While I'm starting Final Fantasy 7 and feeling like a bad ass, here's this girl dressed in all pink picking flowers. No! Get out of the way! If there is anything that will knock Cloud out of that emo lull, it's going to be Tifa...come on have you SEEN her...fists!? This chick KICKS ASS!. A perfect fit for Cloud. Aeris couldn't even stay alive long enough for you to figure out how to use her ultimate weapon. I say move on to the real woman here. In the words of Wash, Pilot of the Serenity, "have you ever been with a warrior woman? GRRRUH
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Well there you have it folks. The best video game romances that never happened. Now I know I missed a few. That's where you guys come in. Leave some comments below saying what you think is the best video game romance we never saw and we'll take the best and tweet them out through our twitter @clevvergames with the hash tag #VideoGameRomancesThatShouldHaveBeen. Also, don't forget to subscribe to stay up to date on all the biggest gaming news and other fun videos. Till the next time, I'm the Jovenshire and you're watching Clevver Games.