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04:59
Cast Your Eye Upon My Rustic Beard official
A very silly song about beards. Visit sambaron.com for more comedy videos.Lyrics:I'm my father's sonI am the grain he once threw downJust like Isaac in the Book of PsalmsOne wee dram leaves him damnedAnd gasping in my mother's arms (the devil's arms)The oak tree fallsBut the sapling's roots are lainSon assumes the father's mantleMother, look -- I am a manCast your eye upon my rustic beard!Long I've nurtured chinny crop!No battle lost by man with beardHe bearded man? He strong and proudTo be a farmer is to have a beardFather, put aside your toolsMy fragile face was fertileAnd the seeds were sown thereonForty moons of cloud and rain anonDid yield one hairy manFrom baby boy amidst the bales (my father's bales)One single dripOf malt upon my whiskerThose drops weren't made of poisonMy mother's milk is goldCast your eye upon my rustic beard!Long I've nurtured chinny crop!No battle lost by man with beardHe bearded man? He strong and proudTo be a farmer is to have a beardFather, put aside your toolsDon't tell my motherBut I am not a farmerI only have a beardJesus -- had a beardMoses -- had a big old beardLincoln -- had a beardA billy goat -- he has a long white beardRastas -- have a beardRory McGrath -- has an almost beardScary Spice -- has a beardAnd Brian Blessed has a great big beard!Castro, Santa Claus, Jim Morrison of The DoorsGandalf, Saruman, other wizards, DumbledoreAnd orthodox religious people all have beards
03:18
Salmon Jack - The English Hip-Hop Dentist official
An English dentist discovers the secret to clean teeth in this funny song by Salmon Jack.Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/salmonjackmusicMySpace: http://www.myspace.com/salmonjackWebsite: http://www.sambaron.com
03:34
Salmon Jack - Cats vs Dogs official
A funny song about which is better, cats or dogs? By Salmon Jack (facebook.com/salmonjackmusic). Visit sambaron.com for more of our videos!MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/salmonjackWebsite: http://www.sambaron.com
04:06
Salmon Jack - One For The Back-Catalogue official
How come "great rappers" just rap about how great they are at rapping? By Salmon Jack.Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/salmonjackmusicMySpace: http://www.myspace.com/salmonjackTwitter: http://twitter.com/salmonjackmusic
03:33
Salmon Jack - Plenty More Fish in the Sea official
A funny song about heart-break, "Plenty More Fish in the Sea" by Salmon Jack.Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/salmonjackmusicMySpace: http://www.myspace.com/salmonjackWebsite: http://www.sambaron.com