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Hairy Hands
Father Ted asks Dougal to take off Father Jack's gloves. But they're not gloves - he has really hairy hands.
End Of The Ice Age
Father Ted and Dougal try to find out when the Ice Age ended.
The Mud Angel
Father Ted and Dougal discuss visions and apparitions of god and the mystery of the mud angel.
The Forfeit
Dougal gives Father Ted his forfeit from Father Dick. An extra special forfeit for being such a big cheating bastard.
The Beast
Dougal tell Father Ted the gossip that he's heard about the beast that has been killing local sheep. Ted has to explain that the beast doesn't exist.
Ted The Tracker
Father Ted and Dougal try and track down the beast using traditional methods.
Road Block
Father Ted races to move a pile of boxes out of the road as Dougal slowly heads towards it in a milk float in a parody of car chases from action mpgies.
I Stand Corrected
Dougal tapes his conversation with Father Ted to make sure he remembers what he's said.
Father Jack's Brick
Father Jack has become very attached to his pet brick.
Football, Football, Football
Mrs Doyle can't see the attraction to football and men's other pass times.
Dirty House
Father Ted and Dougal are sick of living in a filthy dirty house. Mrs Doyle can't do any cleaning as her back is very bad since she fell off the roof.
Going To America
Father Ted tries to break the news to Mrs Doyle and his housemates that they can't go to America with him. Mrs Doyle takes it really badly.
Bingo
Father Ted needs a diversion and Dougal suggests that a game of bingo could work.
My Lovely Horse
The My Lovely Horse song dream sequence featuring Father Ted and Dougal and a lovely horse.
Where's Father Jack?
Father Ted asks Dougal where Father Jack is. He's lost him again.
Dougal Insulting Ted
In this clip Father Dougal insults Father Ted with hilarious results.
An Ecumenical Matter
In this clip Ted attempts to prepare Father Jack for the impending visit by the Bishop.
Picnic
In this clip Father Ted takes Father Jack on a picnic. Father Jack recognises the vintage of the wine from the sound of the bottles.
The Note
After Dougal gives the house away Ted decides to leave a pen and paper for God to write a solution to their troubles.
The Rabbit
The parochial house is infested by rabbits. In this clip Dougal attempts to name the rabbit.