I am plagued with the worst luck known to man. No, really, Mother Nature hates me. Don't believe me?...My house has burned down, been flooded, hit by a tornado *twice*, I have been hit by a tornado while driving on the highway, crashed in a commercial jetliner, and, to top it all off, I have been bitten by a brown recluse spider. Aside from my love-hate relationship with Mother Nature, I tend to piddle my time away with writing screenplays and studying the martial arts (particularly the art of kicking tail at taekwondo), I also have an incurable addiction to both classic and fast cars. I once considered selling my soul for a 1948 Buick Special; fortunately, I could not locate the devil in the yellow pages and never got ahold of him. For further opportunities to make fun of me, my contorted mug was featured in a couple jibjab.com cartoons ("2-0-5" and "That's What We Call the News")...go ahead and take a peek, it's like "Where's Waldo." Only better. Because its me.