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06:23
Chris Martin: Hipster's Paradise
"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Fan, I take a look at my life and realize I need a tan." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin does a...
05:09
Chris Martin: acting like a slut
"How old am I? I'm so old I thought Spotify was something that happened to your liver. I'm so old I can remember when Suicide Girls were a web site...
06:11
Chris Martin: I was planking
"It's so hot in New York City that Kim Kardashian had an air conditioner implanted in her buttocks." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin sweats the big...
05:22
Chris Martin: free roll of duct tape
"I'm always nervous when I do stand-up -- more nervous than Russell Crowe at a circumcision." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin has some skin in the...
06:41
Chris Martin: trouser snakes on a plane
"John has got his finger in more pies than Kirstie Alley: sketch, stand-up and improv." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin attends the last supper June...
07:18
Chris Martin: Steven Tyler warmed over
"Steven Tyler doesn't look so hot on 'American Idol.' In fact, death looks like Steven Tyler warmed over." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is...
05:07
Chris Martin: let that one sink in
"They found Blackbeard's anchor off the coast of North Carolina. However, they're still searching for any originality in 'Pirates of the Caribbean...
08:30
Chris Martin: number one in horses' asses
"It's good to be back in Colonial Heights. The last time I was here, I bombed so badly they changed the name of the town to Colonial Depths...