The revolution will not be televised... because TV is dead and no one is watching it anymore.
And why? Because the big networks keep subjecting us to the same old, tired, processed, safe, mediocre programming. Does anyone really want to watch clone 271 of FRIENDS? Or how about CSI: DES MOINES anyone?
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For too long we've been subjected to the same old network drivel. Bored to tears over television because Network Executives are too afraid to take a risk when it comes the programs they allow you to watch.
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