Prudent Boozers

Prudent Boozers, or PB, is an age-old secret society of bon vivants around the globe who have adopted the practice of "Nursing the Third," or never quite finishing their third libation. Members often reach this point after enduring years of embarrassing shenanigans and poisonous hangovers induced by bacchanalian excess.

Having adopted PB's Four Floor Program - Savor the 1st, Sip the 2nd, Nurse the 3rd, and Skip the 4th - they find they are able to wet their whistles while maintaining the Four Ideals of Prudent Boozing: Dignity, Clarity, Pleasure and Charm (a.k.a. DCPC).